i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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