and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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