she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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