i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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