Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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