That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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