My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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