just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
