i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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