I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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