chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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