But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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