This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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