it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize