I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just gift wrapped bread.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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