I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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So many bounce houses so little time
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The air taste purple.
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