the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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