Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
did you just send me my own nude
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
My feet surprised me
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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