remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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