he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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