How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She's like a pop up book from hell.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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