yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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