White coat. Heels.
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
