Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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