The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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