I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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