PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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