Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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