wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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