Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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