I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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