I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i dont even know how to be here
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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