Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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