all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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