"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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