My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i think my cat just said my name.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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