i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize