K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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