There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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