Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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