I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
