There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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