In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
God, I missed his penis.
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