So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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