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(508): View more from Massachusetts

She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."

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(775): View more from Nevada

Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.

(504): View more from Louisiana

Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.

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(925): View more from California

im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.

(504): View more from Louisiana

Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.

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(727): View more from Florida

let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard

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