did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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