worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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