What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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