their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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