The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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