he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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