covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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