fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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