Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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