? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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