Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
tell me about the fingering
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