if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Your cock deserves a montage
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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