i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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