No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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